In a classic Monty Python sketch, Michael Palin tells the receptionist, “I’d like to have an argument please.” After paying the fee, Palin opens a door expecting an argument, but before he can say a word, an angry man yells, “WHADDA YOU WANT?” As he tries to explain, he is cut off by the angry man shouting, “DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!” “What,” asks Palin in surprise; which evokes the following response. “SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TWIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!” After explaining that he came for an argument, the angry man politely responds, “I’m sorry! This is abuse,” then explains arguments are next door.